This festive season, as you look for ways to entertain your loved ones, or just for the fun of it, have a go at this adaptation of the classic Christmas carol…
On the first day of Christmas
patients came to me
Complaining of a sore throat and without a COVID vaccine
On the second day of Christmas
patients came to me
asking for a face mask,
Complaining of a sore throat and without a COVID vaccine
On the third day of Christmas
patients came to me
for a backdated sick note,
asking for a face mask,
Complaining of a sore throat and without a COVID vaccine
On the fourth day of Christmas
patients came to me
for a quick S8 script,
a backdated sick note,
asking for a face mask,
Complaining of a sore throat and without a COVID vaccine
On the fifth day of Christmas
patients came to me
for a Centrelink certificate…
a quick S8 script,
a backdated sick note,
asking for a face mask,
Complaining of a sore throat and without a COVID vaccine
On the sixth day of Christmas
patients came to me,
for a letter of support,
a Centrelink certificate,
a quick S8 script,
a backdated sick note,
asking for a face mask,
Complaining of a sore throat and without a COVID vaccine
On the seventh day of Christmas
patients came to me
with a self-diagnosed condition,
a letter of support,
a Centrelink certificate,
wanting a S8 script,
a backdated sick note,
asking for a face mask,
Complaining of a sore throat and without a COVID vaccine
On the eighth day of Christmas
patients came to me
with a bad hangover,
a self-diagnosed condition,
a letter of support,
a Centrelink certificate,
wanting a S8 script,
a backdated sick note,
asking for a face mask,
Complaining of a sore throat and without a COVID vaccine
On the ninth day of Christmas
patients came to me
to an urgent mini-mental,
a bad hangover,
a self-diagnosed condition,
a letter of support,
a Centrelink certificate,
wanting a S8 script,
a backdated sick note,
asking for a face mask,
Complaining of a sore throat and without a COVID vaccine
On the tenth day of Christmas
patients came to me
to complain about other doctors,
an urgent mini-mental,
a bad hangover,
a self-diagnosed condition,
a letter of support,
a Centrelink certificate,
wanting a S8 script,
a backdated sick note,
asking for a face mask,
Complaining of a sore throat and without a COVID vaccine
On the eleventh day of Christmas
patients came to me
to whine about vaccine side effects,
complain about other doctors,
an urgent mini-mental,
a bad hangover,
a self-diagnosed condition,
a letter of support,
a Centrelink certificate,
wanting a S8 script,
a backdated sick note,
asking for a face mask,
Complaining of a sore throat and without a COVID vaccine
On the twelfth day of Christmas
patients came to me
to ask about toilet paper
whine about vaccine side effects
complain about other doctors,
an urgent mini-mental,
a bad hangover
a self-diagnosed condition,
a letter of support,
a Centrelink certificate,
A S8 script,
a backdated sick note,
asking for a face mask,
Complaining of a sore throat and without a COVID vaccine