By Ara Jansen
When James Schloeffel finally let his young son attend his Wankernomics show, the lad came armed with a pen and notepad. He then proceeded to dutifully tote up all the sweary and rude words and dad was later made to pay up for the swear jar back at home.
โThere was no way around it,โ says James. โHe knew exactly how many there were.โ The night cost the Melbourne comedian $24 โ his son is not getting invited back in a hurry.
James โ Chief Disruptor and Strategy Optimisation Evangelist โ along with Customer Engagement Jedi Charles Firth are back as your favourite workplace tossers in the new Wankernomics comedy show.
The pair have had sold-out runs in Australia, the Edinburgh Fringe and in the UK over the last few years and are back sharing their subtle, obvious and obnoxious observations of less than OK workplace behaviour.
It all started with a run at Adelaide Fringe a few years ago when the pair realised they had stumbled onto something, because who hasnโt complained about the people in their workplace โ or let a buzzword tragically fall from their lips in a meeting so they feel included.
โWe thought initially the idea might appeal to corporate groups but quickly realised it had a broader appeal. People were coming up to us after the show and saying how it mirrored their work life โ how they had to sit through stupid and useless meetings or other things that impacted their world.โ
It was an idea James had been sitting with for a long time, especially with the advent of all those annoying and ultimately useless buzzwords and phrases which have found their way into workplace speak.
Prime contenders include โletโs circle backโ, โmove the needleโ, โtake this offlineโ, โdeep diveโ, โcross functionalโ and โbandwidthโ.
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As comedians the pair have known each other for a decade, Charles being a longtime political satirist, including being a founding member of The Chaser, while James is behind The Shovel.
Creating Wankernomics was a chance for them to work together and turn their smart snark on the modern workplace โ and like an office place virus, letting it spread across the land.
โWhile the word wanker doesnโt translate exactly in every country, here we get a pretty clear idea of what someone is talking about. Words I hate include symbiotic and stakeholders, itโs a cover for someone who is important but probably doesnโt actually exist,โ James said.
โAnother one is โsocialise a documentโ โ which means can you email it.โ
Wankernomics’ return to town is part of the upcoming Perth Comedy Festival, where the duo will explain how corporate โbullshitteryโ is taking over the world โ and your life.
Theyโll be joining a line-up of new faces and returning favourites, including Malaysian doctor-turned-comedian Dr Jason Leong and UK-born Aussie resident nurse Georgie Carroll.
โItโs a ridiculous title but I think people will relate to it. I worked in marketing for a while and worked as a copywriter and what I wanted to do was help corporations get rid of jargon and help them write clearly and in a way that makes sense. Now Iโm trying to do that on stage and weโre having lots of fun doing it.โ
Perth Comedy Festival runs from April 20 to May 17 in venues around Perth. Tickets and info from www.perthcomedyfestival.com
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